Avengers pick up lines:

Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.
Steve: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?




That’s the thing about pain. It demands to be felt.
The Fault in Our Stars | John Green (p. 63)

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She was a witch, as Harry knew, with prodigious skill and no conscience.

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So you all know why we’re here. We need a teacher. A proper teacher. One who’s had experience defending themselves against the Dark Arts.

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lionversusbear:

oh batpug

lionversusbear:

oh batpug





devynn-downey:

I want to Waltz with you, Hiddles…

Yup.

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